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Dificilmente ibas a tener eso en una sabana. :mrgreen:

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Cuestión de tiempo... 8)


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Si, para que urbanicen la sabana. :D

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No, por dios, de urbanizar nada...
Llevar 2 cables (electrico y fibra), pozo con agua limpia y puestecito con comida saludable...


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Me imagino que un león te definiría como comida saludable.


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Hoy que salí a la calle vi que en un tranvía decía:

Mozarts Requiem?
Nur über meine Leiche

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(El Requiem de Mozart? Solo sobre mi cadaver)

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:shock:

¿Y a quién hay que matar?

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Chiste que se me acaba de ocurrir...

¿Por qué un violín barroco se pone hambriento con un Roland TB 303 debajo? :risita:
Porque el ácido hace sonar las tripas. :tutuaa:


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Sigmund Freud... uno che si droga :me parto:


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